According to the official “Book Of Chubs”, when two Chub-Suit wearers (often referred to as ‘Chubs’) begin to dispute about which Chub is the more supreme Chub, the only way to settle the dispute is by competing in a series of competitions called “Chub Wars”, where the Chub with the highest score at the end is crowned Supreme.
Chubs Vincenzo (Left) and Dante (Right) during the first-ever Chub War.
A a competitor in the Chub-Wars competition, I would like to personally welcome you to our site. Here you will learn all there is to know about Chub-Wars
Competitions and How to score
To Score in Chub Wars, a competitor must win a competition against the other competing Chub. Competitors also get an additional point for owning a copy of the “Book of Chubs”. The competitions Chubs will compete in are:
Frisbee Throw (Distance Contest)
Soccer Shoot-Out
Sack-Racing
Mario-Karting
Baseball
1v1 Basketball
Nerf-Gun Battle
Arm Wrestling
Rock Paper Scissors
Chub Vincenzo competing in “Nerf-Gun Battle”
Chub Dante Competing in “Soccer Shoot-Out”
Chubs Vincenzo (Left) and Dante (Right) competing in “Sack-Racing“
Chubs Vincenzo (Left) and Dante (Right) competing in “1v1 Basketball”
Chub Vincenzo competing in “Baseball”
Chubs Dante (Left) and Vincenzo (Right) competing in “Arm Wrestling”
How to Compete
In order to compete in a Chub-War, both competitors must be Chub-Suit wearers and must wear their Chub-Suit during all competitions. In order for the Chub-War to be valid, there must be someone in attendance who is Chub-Certified to keep score.
Photo of Ava Derago, The Chub-Certified scorekeeper of the first-ever Chub-Wars.
Additional Information
To get Chub-Certified, Please fill out the application form Here.
There is no rule in the “Book of Chubs” that prohibits cheating.